Ad Astra.

"Sic itur ad astra."

senpai-fetish:

musclesenpai:

dansnotonphil:

blonderamen:

221bismydivision:

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

Die hard

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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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"D’ailleurs, c’est toujours les autres qui meurent."

Epitaph on Marcel Duchamp’s tombstone.

  • After all, it’s always others who die.

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donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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